Why didn't I think of this?
When I went to college, I never thought of this way to pick up chicks...
As a side note, my girl will not be going to this college:
Overall, however, drinking seems to be as large a problem as it was in
2001, Matheson said. On move-in day last month, UMD students drank in
yards and streets beneath signs with disturbing messages such as
"Leave your freshmen girls here."
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